Planned Brotherhood

Ep. 75: Blathering Blatherskite!

Wed, 9 Dec 2009 22:27:00 GMT

Sam stops in to tell ghost stories and is sucked into a conversation about perverted children.

Ep. 74: MrCool345

Wed, 2 Dec 2009 22:06:00 GMT

Nick sells his prized possessions and PJ might not hate women after all. Leave a voicemail with your disclaimer at 206-338-7562!

Ep. 73.5: Like a Leaf

Wed, 2 Dec 2009 00:49:00 GMT

A bonus episode to fill in the blanks of the nutbars we call family.

Ep. 73: Cat Football

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 16:14:00 GMT

PJs wife Alvina returns to the program and brings everyone to tears. Happy Thanksgiving, pilgrims!

Ep. 72: Just Say No Club

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:23:00 GMT

If you've ever been offered a cigarette, abandoned your child at the grocery store or wondered how Jodie Sweetin's boobs are looking these days HAVE WE GOT THE SHOW FOR YOU. Dare to be different, guys. And keep your kids away from the microwave.

All video clips can be found at http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/17-controversial-teen-sitcom-moments

Ep. 71: Creepy Uncle?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:51:00 GMT

In the words of his mother, "Nicholas, you don't know how your voice carries". Also, PJ goes for his GED and has an adorable daughter.

Ep. 70: The Tim Situation

Thu, 5 Nov 2009 19:01:00 GMT

The brothers invite cousin Tim over in honor of the big 7-0. We talk wrestling stances, short film, Alaska and beyond. Send us your thoughts by e-mail (plannedbrotherhood@yahoo.com) or voicemail (206-338-7562)!

PB BONUS: Cockfight

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:50:00 GMT

PJ goes insane.

Ep. 69: Two Hour Rule

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:21:00 GMT

Nick and PJ set the table for cousin Tim's visit to the show next week. E-mail us your thoughts at plannedbrotherhood@yahoo.com or leave a voicemail! 206-338-7562

Ep. 68: Propaganda Box

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:49:00 GMT

Randy returns to the show a year later to remind us not to be swayed by the New World Order. Additionally, his partner in crime Eric has some thoughts on the Holocaust and his girlfriend Stephanie lightens the mood w/ cartoon talk.

Ep. 67: Return Visit

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:38:00 GMT

PJs daughter celebrates her second birthday and the family gets all hysterical about it.

Ep. 66: Smitten With Smits

Thu, 8 Oct 2009 18:51:00 GMT

Oh calm down. Our TV/movie fall preview isn't THAT late. Disagree w/ our opinion on GLEE or INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS? Let us know. plannedbrotherhood@yahoo.com, 206-338-7562

Ep. 65: Jazzin' Jukebox Jeff and Rappin' DJ PJ

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 19:53:00 GMT

Live vicariously through Nick as he lists the endless swag and relationships radio contests have provided him. This (naturally) leads to a swapping of car crash stories. If you think you can top us in either department, let us know! E-mail us at plannedbrotherhood@yahoo.com or leave a voicemail at 206-338-7562.

Ep. 64: Dad Humor

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:12:00 GMT

Both Jeff and Sam return as guests this week and things get punny fast.

Ep. 63: Manic Pixies

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:43:00 GMT

Sissies go to home school and Nick and PJ are no exception. This and a discussion of exes' eccentricities. E-mail us at plannedbrotherhood@yahoo.com and join our Facebook group!

Ep. 62: Huddle Up

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 23:08:00 GMT

PJ screws over a chain restaurant and Nick denies his weight problem. Also discussed: Dad's most recent visit. Send us an e-mail at plannedbrotherhood@yahoo.com or leave a voicemail at 206-338-7562!

Ep. 61: Dude, Where's My Birthday Party?

Wed, 2 Sep 2009 21:43:00 GMT

Facebook becomes a haven of hatred and PJ touches on an e-mail putting him in his burger-eating place. Reach out to us: e-mail plannedbrotherhood@yahoo.com or leave a voicemail at 206-338-7562.

Ep. 60: Barry and the Bible Thumpers Pt. 2

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:47:00 GMT

In part two of Uncle Barry's visit, we talk about our time as housemates and things get enchantingly uncomfortable.

Ep. 59: Barry and the Bible Thumpers

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 04:23:00 GMT

Uncle Barry visits the show to give his thoughts on religion, his ex-wife and Michael Keaton.

Ep. 58: Lock the Gate

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:41:00 GMT

PJ reminisces about his wedding and Neckfurters returns from the dead.

Ep. 57.5: Scotty Doesn't Know

Sun, 9 Aug 2009 03:13:00 GMT

In this bonus episode, Nick O. and Red return to discuss a bargument and subsequent banning from Yakima's Sportscenter.

Ep. 57: Vulture Food

Thu, 6 Aug 2009 06:07:00 GMT

Red visits the show to convince us playing computer games will get you laid. Nick O. sits in, making it a threepeat appearance. Watch for an after hours bonus episode this weekend.

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Ep. 56: Diary of the Dead to Me

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:08:00 GMT

The brothers vent so much personal stuff this week it embarrasses even them. Let us know your thoughts by calling 206-338-7562

Ep. 55: Everybody Hates Chris

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 02:15:00 GMT

Chris, who was hated in episodes 32 and 33, comes to the show to find out what the beef is. Zack is back on the attack with 20 gay jokes. Topics discussed include Mcdonalds vs Flan, what it takes to be a REAL Jehovahs Witness and kissing cousins.

Leave us a voicemail at 206-338-7562 before it gets shut down due to inactivity again!

Ep. 54: Purity Lost

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:00:00 GMT

PJ and his buddy Zach get all homophobic on our asses. Talking points include wacky religion, cyber infidelity, subsequent divorce and heavy metal.

Ep. 53: Straight Outta Grisham

Wed, 8 Jul 2009 21:17:00 GMT

This week we enter the Twilight Zone and butt heads with a certain organization intent on dampening our legacy.

Ep. 52: Aladdin's Hammer

Thu, 2 Jul 2009 01:08:00 GMT

Thanks to all who have listened for the full year we've been on air. We went out roughing it to give you a good story. Email us always at info@plannedbrotherhood.com

Ep. 51: PJ O'Samahans

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:47:00 GMT

Nick's required male friend Sam invites us over to make puns good and bad.

Ep. 50: An All New Low

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:56:00 GMT

Cousins Ashley and Caleb come by to help us celebrate our 50th. We talk family to help remind you we're worse off.

Ep. 49: Paranoia, Paranoia

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 02:08:00 GMT

Nick and PJ reveal their true colors and share a restaurant meal experience that's anything but appetizing. Leave a voicemail anytime at 206-666-5931 or send an e-mail to info@plannedbrotherhood.co

Ep. 48: Slowplays and Sprinklers

Wed, 3 Jun 2009 21:29:00 GMT

House-sitting without Goldie Hawn. Devil sprinklers, avoidable injuries and the squeamishness that results. Poker, sweathogs and more!

Ep. 47: One Big Happy Disaster

Thu, 28 May 2009 01:41:00 GMT

Share our shame as we wander Washington landmarks with our less than becoming ancestors.

Ep. 45: An Inconvenient Production

Thu, 14 May 2009 18:24:00 GMT

Open casting call for ill-fated screenplay. Male, 18 to 35. Must be disheveled and capable of releasing bowels in public. Please bring headshot.

Ep. 44: Ps and Qs

Wed, 6 May 2009 18:01:00 GMT

Nick gets a talkinâ-to and reflects on his attitude while PJ offers a shoulder. And why not, some good olâ fashioned religion-bashing. Work-related woes? We wanna hear about it! Leave a voicemail at 206-666-5931 or send an e-mail to info@plannedbrotherhood.com

Ep. 39: Cease and Desist

Wed, 1 Apr 2009 22:53:00 GMT

Frederick Unger is an asshole

Ep. 38: Stamps and the Letter Z

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:31:00 GMT

Nick's buddy Andy T. invites the boys over to talk illicit drugs, damaging school property, blaming teen angst, and Alex Trebek.
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Ep. 37: Camp Linkey

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:10:00 GMT

Nick and PJ cast their minds back to a more innocent time. Bullies, sweat pants and everything in between. Join the pity party.
Also: let us know what's up with you. Leave us a voicemail at 206-666-5931 or e-mail us at info@plannedbrotherhood.com

Ep. 36: The Haley Year Old Virgin

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:40:00 GMT

Friend of the show Haley drops by to talk in circles about Jesus and our ongoing immorality. What Would Donnie Wahlberg Do? Also: Leave us a voicemail, day or night, at 206-666-5931.
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Ep. 35: Man Vs Man Vs Food

Wed, 4 Mar 2009 18:55:00 GMT

The brothers deal with the consequences of their actions while wading through listener hate mail. Nick takes an unexpected journey through the Craigslist wringer and PJ weighs the odds of winning the grossest eating challenge of 2009.

Ep. 34: SUCCESS

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 00:10:00 GMT

This week, we're joined by rich kid Har. We talk about good deals on furniture, how awful Nick is at poker, religion, wine country, Cutco knives and the difference between simulated vs. hardcore sex.

Ep. 33: Meow Games

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:18:00 GMT

Nick and PJ discuss their Bizarro World counterparts and the non-trouble they got into as teenagers. How to repel women in just a few easy steps and more.

Ep. 32: Puppies and Gumdrops

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:18:00 GMT

In celebration of Valentineâs Day, PJs wife Alvina joins the show to tell the story of how they met and what it took to pin him down. Also explored: their beautiful daughter, Alvinaâs high school bitchiness, old wounds and bestiality.

Ep. 31: The Perfect Family, Vol. 2, Pt. 2

Thu, 5 Feb 2009 08:05:00 GMT

Uncle Tracy returns and sums up all pertinent family members in three words or less. He also teaches us the art of short-changing and riles us up once again when bringing up bogus religious teachings. Part two of two.

Ep. 30: The Perfect Family, Vol. 2, Pt. 1

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 22:37:00 GMT

The boys visit their Uncle Tracy to discuss television, movies, religion and pornography. Our bread and butter but with an outsider's perspective. Part one of two.

Ep. 29: Aboriginal Gangster

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:44:00 GMT

This week we read what's wrong in the world. From ripping out body parts, to covering yourself in shit, to setting cocks on fire, the world is crazy and we blame.... Howie Mandel.

Ep. 28: See Spot Spiral

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:33:00 GMT

Margaret joins the brothers to tell a sweeping story of lies and deceit. We also argue about Wal-Mart as a corporation and Brad Pitt as an old man.

Ep. 27: Storytelling

Wed, 7 Jan 2009 22:51:00 GMT

The Ahlers' take on the Coens in a brother showdown and dwell on a particular subject for longer than is probably wise. Backlash inevitably ensues.

Ep. 26: Planes, Pagans and Automobiles

Thu, 1 Jan 2009 06:11:00 GMT

Nick's horrible traveling experiences, a rundown of Christmas presents, the holiday tradition of prison movies, donating plasma and a man is shot for refusing to shut the fuck up.

Ep. 25: Disney After Dark

Wed, 24 Dec 2008 19:39:00 GMT

We open the Disney Vault and sort through all the racism, nudity and scandal that falls out.

Ep. 24: Wallaby Darned

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:47:00 GMT

This week: Cloris Leachman's disgusting tits, Donny and Marie put their mugs on mugs, vampires smoking pot and a round of 'So, PJ' may get to the bottom of the younger brother's hatred of women.

Ep. 23: For Your Consideration

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:49:00 GMT

This week we are given an Edgy Review from That Podcast Show and Nick shares an internet dating experience that left him flaccid.

Ep. 22.5: Suicide Is Painless

Tue, 9 Dec 2008 19:56:00 GMT

Longtime listener Kelly returns to off herself in style. Position your webcams and follow suit.

Ep. 22: Boondock Taints

Thu, 4 Dec 2008 02:27:00 GMT

Our pal Kelly drops in to explain why crappy movies are so watchable. We're also lectured on the dangers of the internet and discuss how to go out with a bang.

Ep. 21: All Downhill From Here

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:01:00 GMT

Tune in as we give thanks to eccentric drug-dealers and the girls responsible for making Nick the casanova he is today. Also, how to cope with a friend's death without getting all whiny about it.

Ep. 20: The Perfect Family

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:50:00 GMT

This week we're joined by our Aunt Lori to air our Ahlers family grievances and discuss everything from our total lack of educations to Special Olympics bowling to livin' the gay life. Listen close to find out exactly why we are the way we are.

Ep. 19: House Of Cards

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:29:00 GMT

Nick talks to PJ about his days as a paperboy and being on The Tacoma News Tribune's Most Wanted list. Also, our failed beer challenge and we both would love to be filmmakers, but don't think we'd actually kill for the opportunity.

Ep. 18: In Smellovision

Thu, 6 Nov 2008 08:30:00 GMT

PJ relays his sympathy pains and we swap our heroic 9/11 stories. Also: how to offend an Academy Award winner.

Ep. 17: Dear Vincent

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:53:00 GMT

PJ tells Nick what his wife really thinks of him. Also discussed: the pros and cons of having a stepdad and why PJ is too important to vote.

Ep. 16: Straight to Video

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:06:00 GMT

Movie Guy Matt visits the brothers on their first movie-themed show! We discuss J.J. Abrams' sci-fi vision, re-live cinematic moments that scare the crap out of us, and find out the difference between a movie and a film. Please silence your cell phones. Fin.

Ep. 15: Dine and Dash

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:11:00 GMT

PJ challenges Nick to some Southpaw arm-wrestling, but he's too worried about the inevitable intervention in his honor to participate. We also pinpoint the moment it became uncool to like Dane Cook and, as long as we've got each other, our love for Kirk Cameron will hold strong.

Ep. 14: DFed

Thu, 9 Oct 2008 02:05:00 GMT

Been excommunicated from church and/or shunned by your family? We welcome you with open arms! Listen in amazement as we shamelessly plug ourselves. PLUS: Keep an ear open for your own personal message from Pat O'Brien.

PB Bonus Episode

Sat, 4 Oct 2008 07:42:00 GMT

Bonus! PJ's co-worker conspiracy theorist co-worker Randy drops in for a chat about the origins of Dr. Pepper, how to earn less than minimum wage playing blackjack and what my be the REAL problem with the Jews. (Hint: It's probably Mel Brooks)

Ep. 13: Modine's Morals

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 20:26:00 GMT

This week the brothers travel back to a time before blackface was considered funny. Also, the diminishing appeal of Johnny Knoxville and how to cope with your Wii calling you a fattie.

Ep 12: Full Tilt Daddy

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:45:00 GMT

Nick and PJs dad teach them what Take Your Granddaughter to Work Day is all about and we discuss when to trust DVD piracy. Also, why not to leave your kids with us.

Ep. 11: Brand New Life

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:24:00 GMT

Jeff returns for tech talk, PJ updates us on new family drama, and we all talk about the gateway to manhood.

Ep. 10: A Patchouli-Soaked Jungle

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:15:00 GMT

This week our buddy Jeff stops in to talk about former flames and inspires Nick to make a confession. Heavy clipping ensues. Also, Skeletor.

Neckfurters

Tue, 2 Sep 2008 21:53:00 GMT

This week we explore why our Stepmom is the Devil and God is a homophobe. Come join us on the blasphemy bandwagon!

Do The Urkel

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:46:00 GMT

Follow Nick and PJ on a trip down memory lane as they re-live Urkelmania and every other show youâve spent your adulthood trying to forget. Brought to you by a Foundation For a Better Life. Pass it on.

Space Wedding

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:15:00 GMT

The computer illiterate brothers had some trouble recording this week, but dusted off some gems from the vault for you. First, a round of Cineplexity accompanied by snot and sniffles from a sickly Nick and then we talk shit about a fellow podcaster. Tell your friends to listen, because I think we're gonna lose a couple after this one!

The Origins Of Count Chocula

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:35:00 GMT

This week, the brothers pick apart crappy movies and pine for respectable facial hair. Also, PJ masters the art of impression while Nick reflects on all the girls heâs loved before..who now love other girls.

Planned Brotherhood

Wed, 6 Aug 2008 18:50:00 GMT

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I Anonymous

Wed, 6 Aug 2008 17:27:00 GMT

Join us on a very drunken night! Words are slurred, thoughts lost and more bridges burned... edited together for your listening pleasure, of course.

We're Angering Bryan

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 06:26:00 GMT

PJ is sick of remembering his past and Nick hates when people challenge his movie knowledge. Racism ain't easy, but it sure is fun and we have a singing contest with beer to the victor!

We're Getting There

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:52:00 GMT

Crank this one up! The brothers have accidental guests and not enough mics. Additionally, Nick is an a**hole, PJ the wounded victim. And incestuous overtones for the whole family.

We're Buttercreamers!

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 03:49:00 GMT

This week the brothers break into their Dad's porn stash and help you overcome the guilt that comes with jerking it, they explain why theyâd watch âGhostbustersâ over âHancockâ any day, Nick has an unhealthy love for Roger Ebert and hates on a leg spreading co-worker while PJ gets caught making fun of his boss.

Too Inside

Wed, 9 Jul 2008 00:30:00 GMT

Find out what's new with Mary Kay Letourneau!
Also: Nick visits the Special Olympics and burns some bridges along the way, PJ's gay love for musicals outweighs his gay love for Heath Ledger and the brothers may hate God, but they LOVE two new games in their lives!